“Mom came and started scolding me for staining the kettle, and then she tried to clean it. Oh, by the way, it was orange.”
“We found our cat’s stash when cleaning.”
“It seems I should clean my keyboard more often. My girlfriend found a spider nest in one of the keys.”
I told you I got them in a minibus!
“Here’s how I hinted to my wife that it’s time for spring cleaning. By the way, we don’t have a tiled floor. This is carpeting.”
“Today Mom called me and said she found drugs in my room. Now I cannot prove to her this is thermal paste for my PC.”
“I finally decided to wash the fridge but found the factory wrapping. This was an unspeakable feeling because I didn’t have to wash it.”
An indicator for cleaning under the sofa:
“I decided to wash the floor under the bed. Turned out my younger brother had been throwing empty bottles and candy wrappers there for a long time.”
Someone just ran out of clean bowls.
When you’re too lazy to take out the trash, you have to hone new skills.
When you set your mind on cleaning but suddenly ran out of energy:
“I just forgot I had potatoes.”
“It’s May. I know I should throw the Christmas tree away, but I’m too lazy.”
Maybe we’ve all experienced this: