Who Needs These Inventions?!

Selfie spoon

Psychic Vampire Repellent

People say this potion takes bad vibes away and protects the owner’s aura from attacks.

Honest socks

A sexist doormat

And a misanthrope mat

Explicit shoes

Canned unicorn meat

“Magic in Every Bite.” That’s right.

Emptiness

And it’s only 9 bucks. I’ll get 2!

Very soft furniture

Toilet paper that glows in the dark

The manufacturer says that this toilet paper saves energy because you won’t need to turn on the bathroom light. Well, there’s definitely something about it…

Artificial human fat

Nose basketball

Bacon-flavored lip balm

A beer-belly fanny pack

A nose-shaped shower gel dispenser

Manual Star Wars

Leggings, wearing which you’ll be ultimately nude.

A can of edible dried tarantula

“My husband just loves this product!” and 125 more positive comments on Amazon.

Stickers for exhausted office workers

A hat for an ear

Finger puppets for the friendliest people

“Sprout” hair clips

A shirt printed with the “Pile of Poo” emoji

Just a pair of cute gloves with fur

Warm and impressive.

Credits: brightside.me