Psychic Vampire Repellent
People say this potion takes bad vibes away and protects the owner’s aura from attacks.
A sexist doormat
And a misanthrope mat
Canned unicorn meat
“Magic in Every Bite.” That’s right.
And it’s only 9 bucks. I’ll get 2!
Very soft furniture
Toilet paper that glows in the dark
The manufacturer says that this toilet paper saves energy because you won’t need to turn on the bathroom light. Well, there’s definitely something about it…
Artificial human fat
Bacon-flavored lip balm
A beer-belly fanny pack
A nose-shaped shower gel dispenser
Manual Star Wars
Leggings, wearing which you’ll be ultimately nude.
A can of edible dried tarantula
“My husband just loves this product!” and 125 more positive comments on Amazon.
Stickers for exhausted office workers
A hat for an ear
Finger puppets for the friendliest people
“Sprout” hair clips
A shirt printed with the “Pile of Poo” emoji
Just a pair of cute gloves with fur